Tracy: Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.

Tracy: My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!

Tracy: If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there. 

Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...

Liz: Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Frank: You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

Liz: I won! Nobody beats the Liz! 

Criss: It's Leap Day. Real life is for March.

Criss: You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?