Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!
 
Jenna: I love you, myself. 
 
Dr. Spaceman: Unfortunately there's  no field of medicine that deals with the brain.
 
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
 
Jack: You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it.
 
Jenna: Getting paid to help a boy become a man...is kinda my wheelhouse.
 
Denise: These microphones look like black ice cream cones.
 
Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?
 
Liz: These meatballs are good...like IKEA good. 
 
Jack: Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.