Colleen: If you were my kid, I'd mail you back to the stork.
Spokesman: KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.
Gym Teacher: You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.
Jack (as Larry): One of these days Dorris I'm gonna take a shotgun and blam, blow your face off.
Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz. Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous. |