Kenneth: Please get better sir. I've dug too many graves.

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

Kenneth: A Parcell man has never been called mister outside of an execution chamber.

Tracy: The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Lynn: I got really good at hiding in prison...and making wine in my toilet.

Jack: I once pants-ed Deepak Chopra while Craig T. Nelson taped it. I don't meditate.

Kenneth: I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.

Tracy: It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Jack: Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.