Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
 
Jenna: My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
 
Avery: I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.
 
Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the butt of a French teenager.
 
Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
 
Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
 
Jack: What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
 
Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.
 
Jenna: That song - like everything - is about me.
 
Tracy (to Jenna): Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?