Jenna: I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.
 
Tracy: My love tank is empty! 
 
Avery: I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes. Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there.
 
Jenna: You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.
 
Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
 
Jenna: My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
 
Avery: I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.
 
Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the butt of a French teenager.
 
Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
 
Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.